As we prepare for October baseball, I am fairly certain you will never hear these words uttered at a home Phillies game:
- I sure wish they’d stop showing busty chicks on Fanavision.
- The food at the ballpark is a bargain!
- I hear
Hunter Pence is a
- We'd be in great shape if we only had some quality pitchers.
- That Freakin’ Angel Kim sure does get lousy seats.
- The Phanatic is the dumbest mascot ever.
- It's incredibly annoying when the Liberty Bell lights up and rings.
- I can’t believe we have to sit through another post season.
- I feel bad for the Mets.
- This winning thing is getting old.
Let's Go, Phillies! See you at the Park.