10 Things You'll Never Hear at Citizens Bank Park

As we prepare for October baseball, I am fairly certain you will never hear these words uttered at a home Phillies game:

1. I sure wish they’d stop showing busty chicks on Fanavision.
2. The food at the ballpark is a bargain!
3. I hear Hunter Pence is a moron Mormon.
4. We'd be in great shape if we only had some quality pitchers.
5. That Freakin’ Angel Kim sure does get lousy seats.
6. The Phanatic is the dumbest mascot ever.
7. It's incredibly annoying when the Liberty Bell lights up and rings.
8. I can’t believe we have to sit through another post season.
9. I feel bad for the Mets.
10. This winning thing is getting old.

Let's Go, Phillies! See you at the Park.