I Need My Own Material

You know how some people look like their dog?

Well, I don't have that problem. My problem is that I've become my husband. We've always looked a little bit alike, given our dark hair, but worse than looking alike is that I've started to sound like him.

I don't know if it's a fraternity thing or a guy movie thing (it's probably a combination), but Rob has lots of witty, well-timed material. You may recognize the source of some of these:

• "That's what she said..."
• "Is that what the kids are calling it these days?"
• "Don't cost nothin'"
• "Cha"
• "Key, very key"
• "How ya like me now?"
• "Turning into a nice little (fill in the blank with whatever) for you."

And then there's the lingo:

Base = bed
Cheese = girlfriend, woman, wife
Sklech =  good

I could go on and on.

These little Robisms are fine for Rob, but I've started to adopt them. It's particularly noticeable when we spend a lot of concentrated time together, like on our recent trip to Florida. It seemed like every other expression out of my mouth was one of his. It's embarrassing really. I feel so unoriginal.

So my assignment to you, dear reader, is to come up with some Kimisms so I can develop my own material. I look forward to your wordizzle for myshizzle. (Clearly I'm going to need some help here.)